Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize