just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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