Heybabeimwearingurpanties
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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