Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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