If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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