Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
