can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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