I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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