Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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