VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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