Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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