am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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