Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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