Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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