Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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