I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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