On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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