My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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