We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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