I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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