I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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