I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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