You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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