Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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