Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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