i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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