But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
