captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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