I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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