Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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