when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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