Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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