me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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