No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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