i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize