I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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