Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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