Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
