idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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