Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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