Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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