I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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