My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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