...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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