Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
