Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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