You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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