I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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