Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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