Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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