I'm drive I can fine osifer
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize