a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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