She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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