I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
